I can’t say that it has been fun but I will say that you definitely helped me to see just how strong I am. While this is a great lesson, it is officially time for you to go. I realize that “cancer free” is a myth as there is no cure but as long as my cells are not dividing, I can keep you at bay. Today marked my last Chemotherapy Treatment and I declare that I will not return. I don’t want you to take up residence in another body because you just don’t know how to act and quite frankly I will not give you a good reference. You stole my boobs, hair, eye brows, eye lashes, money, summer vacations, taste buds, fake friends and my independence but praise be to GOD that I can get those things back. You can keep the fake friends as a parting gift.